“Quinn, I’ve been selected for a mission to save privates being held captive behind enemy lines. I don’t know how long it will take, or if I’ll make it back. This may be the last time we get to share a kiss.”
“I can’t believe you’re doing this again.”
“Quinn, you know very well that to spice up our sex life I like to incorporate themes from the movies we watch. Why do you act so surprised every time?”
“Oh, I don’t know, Rachel, maybe because we watched Saving Private Ryan. Not exactly a sexy flick.”
“You obviously haven’t grasped the full potential of my imagination, then.”
“Right. So let me get this straight. The ‘privates’ are…?”
“Your privates. Which are being held captive by the enemy, i.e. your underwear, and I must free them. I call it Saving Quinn’s Privates.”
“Clever. And what type of reward do you receive for completing this mission?”
“I can assure you, Quinn, in this case, the mission is the reward.”
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